Management Fundas

"Good Management fundas - hidden meanings";

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means " I have already decided , I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you where your fault is "
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, " I am not the only one to be blamed "
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means " u r in trouble." "

Leave Letters !

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ...

1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Tickle Her

Dear Friends !

Good experience for bachelor's to tickle a girl when she is in bed !

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A Dollar And Some Ambition

Each of us has two distinct choices to make about what we will do with our lives. The first Choice we can make is to be less then we have the capacity to be. To earn less. To have less. To read less and think less. To try less and discipline ourselves less. These are the choices that lead to an empty life. These are the choices that, once made, led to a life of constant apprehension instead of a life wondrous anticipation.

And the second choice? To do it all ! To become all that we can possible by. To read every book that we possibly can. To earn as much as we possibly can. To give and share as much as we possibly can. To strive and produce and accomplish as much as we possibly can. All of us have the choice. To do or not to do. To be or not to be. To be all or to be less or to be nothing at all.

Like the tree, it would be a worthy challenge for us all to stretch upward and outward to the full measure of our capablilites. Why not do all that we can, every moment that we can, the best that we can, for as long as we can ?

Our ultimate life objective should be to create as much as our talent and ability and desire will permit. To settle for doing less than we could do is to fall in this worthiest of undertakings.

Results are the best measurement of human progress. Not conversations. Not explanations. Not Justifications. Results ! And if our results are less than our potential suggests that they should be, then we must strive to become more today then we were the day before. The greatest rewards are always reserved for those who bring great value to themselves and the world around them as a result of who and what they have become.

Lead To Success !

Success is not only earning sufficient ofmoney but also getting the high position in the field. Through work you can reach the success to improve yourself you have to act on the related things. You cannot stop the negative thinking but you can change the negative thinking into a positive thinking through out your life.

If once you improved yourself then success is your's. No doubt in that. Only the self improvement leads every person to get success. You have to be a good listener, ready too take responsibilities at any time. Less talkative, more workable person. And here are some more essential steps are given to get success by the self improvement.

Few steps to follow to get success :
Don’t Look Back
Plan before act
Stop the Complaining
Responsibility
No Shortcuts
Be Courage
Learn
Be a Good Listener
Be Passionate
Make Opportunities
Set Daily Goals
Record Keeping
Participate
Be Logical
Raise your Standards
Learn a New Skill
Believe
Improve Efficienc